What if Barack & Michelle Obama were ghetto?

What if we find out that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama were ghetto? I was watching Candidate Obama on MTV and I actually saw his “inner nigga” come out. I mean I could have swore I saw him cuss a little bit. The question was “Would you consider being Vice President to Hillery if you do not win the nomination or vice versa”. That’s when I saw him cool as hell say “I’m running for President”, then the moderator tried to break it down as if he was talking to an uneducated person and asked the same question just in different terms. I could have sworn I saw him cuss a little bit and I swore it look like he said under his breath “muthafuca didn’t I just say I’M RUN-NING FOR PRESIDENT not Vice President….PRESIDENT!!” I was waiting for him to stand in the middle of the stage and say “KING KONG AINT GOT SH!T ON ME!!” but unfortunately it never happened and so I lost my interest. However, a lesson learned was this, under pressure, a black man’s blackness will come out. That blackness like that one friend of yours that complains about everything he/she orders at a restaurant after they just gave 32 separate directions on how to prepare their friggin plate, you know damn well 16 year old Megan can’t remember the best technique to pee , let alone remember that you need your patty slightly dark on one side and a little brown on the other with no pink in the middle. That blackness when they passing out paychecks and you hear that one person in the very last cubicle yell out “OH HELLLL NAWWWL!!”..you know that cat’s check shawt!! Right when Obama answered that question I realized that damn….Tupac was right…everybody in L.A. (or in this case “ that’s a blackperson running for president”) has a little thug in them. So it made me wonder…. What if Barrack & Michelle were ghetto, what would go down? Here’s my list in no particular order:

Michelle Obama all up on myspace with pictures of her and her “girls” all up in top secret areas of the Whitehouse. Sitting on top secret aircraft like they on a motorcycle at the black motorcycle club annual run.
We find out that Barack’s lips are black from smoking blunts. The public finds out through a Paparazzi catching a picture of Barack getting the newspaper at Camp David in boxers, a wife beater, tube socks,corduroy house shoes and a blue presidential rag tied around his head like Tupac smoking a blunt.
Michelle online with the user name mimi_da_firstlady_fasho@penselvaniaave.whitehouse.gov
Barack & Michelle will be the first presidential couple that attends the Hip Hop Honors awards because they were honoring LL Cool J and “I need love” was their wedding song.
Barack’s secret service wearing presidential “Blingage” around their necks like WuTang Klan.
The Inauguration will be the first to have Hennessey, Beyonce’, and a D.J.
Barack will be the first president to show up at a press conference in an Adida’s sweat suit with the Presidential seal on the left breast pocket.
The White House will have those fans you find in church, you know the ones that have that white Jesus kneeling in the red robe with blond permed hair looking upward with the light from heaven shining on his face. Or, the ones with Martin Luther King on the front in the black and red robe sitting in the pew in the pastors chair. Either one, if you flip them over the advertisement for the local funeral home is on the back in black and white.
After press conferences, Obama’s cousin (Not Cheney..lol) Elroy selling rib plates and chicken dinners out back.
If Obama get caught up like Bill Clinton, it’s not going to be no little white intern..hell naww…it’s going to be Karen Steffans (Super Head).

I’m sure this list could go on…let me hear what else would happen if we found out the Obama’s are ghetto and they got elected.

-Vee